A breakdown of all the films I watched in 2022 that I hadn’t seen previously regardless of when they where released.
| Movie | Comments | Rank | Cinema |
| Dune (2021) | Great movie, the start of an epic sci fi saga. | 1 | No |
The Courier | Great movie. | 2 | No |
| Father | Needs to watched at the right time but very good. | 3 | No |
| Uncut Gems | Tense, so very tense. Good film, perhaps Sandler’s best? | 4 | No |
| Everything everywhere all at once | Bit nuts, maybe a little too avant-garde at times but overall a great movie. | 5 | No |
| The Batman | Enjoyable, good action. Stands alone well enough. | 6 | Yes |
| Don’t Look Up | Bit on the nose maybe. | 7 | No |
| Encanto | Fun, catchy songs. | 8 | No |
| Spencer | Not bad, quite surprised this wasn’t awful. | 9 | No |
| Last Night in Soho | Multi genre, great movie. | 10 | No |
| King Richard | Not bad. | Top 20 | No |
| Home Team | Better than I expected. | Top 20 | No |
| Hustle | Not bad. | Top 20 | No |
| Many Saints of Newark | Not bad. | Top 20 | No |
| Dog | Not bad. | Top 20 | No |
| Fresh | Not bad. | Top 20 | No |
| Avatar the way of water | Long. Plot felt a bit forced. Woudl have worked better as a mini series. | Top 20 | Yes |
| Secrets of Dumbledore | Quite enjoyed it. (Top 10 contender) | Top 20 | No |
| Basic Instinct | Might have seen this before but I’ve included it as I wasen’t sure I’d seen it all. Fucking nuts movie soft core porn noir. | Top 20 | No |
| The Unbearable weight of massive talent | Very meta but kinda fun if you’ve seen Cage’s movies. | Top 20 | No |
| Strange World | Entertaining, think it was trying to make a point about the use of fossil fuels that was likely lost on children….. | Top 30 | No |
| Ghostbusters Afterlife | Could have been worse. | Top 30 | No |
| Greed | Middling. | Top 30 | No |
| Moonfall | Not bad. | Top 30 | No |
| Marry Me | More watchable then I expected but essentially a rehash of other rom cons. | Top 30 | No |
| House of Gucci | Ok | Top 30 | No |
| The Wedding Guest | Ok | Top 30 | No |
| Thor Love and Thunder | Tried to be a comedy. Didn’t work. | Top 30 | No |
| Doctor Strange Multiverse of Madness | Ok | Top 30 | No |
| Spider-Man No Way Home | Ok | Top 30 | No |
| Polar Express | Tom Hanks can do no wrong (maybe cloud atlas) but this was a bit meh and the animation hasn’t aged well. | Indifference | No |
| An American Pickle | Odd, not as funny as I was expecting. | Indifference | No |
| Queen Pins | Ok | Indifference | No |
How to Lose Friends & Alienate People | Ok | Indifference | No |
| Do Revenge | Ok | Indifference | No |
| Luckiest girl alive | Ok | Indifference | No |
| I used to be famous | It passed the time. | Indifference | No |
| Rouge Agent | Ok | Indifference | No |
| Enola Holms 2 | Ok | Indifference | No |
| Black Adam | Not great, it was like the rock was trying to channel terminator Arnie but failing. The whole plot was dragged out and just not that interesting. Pierce Brosnan was probably the best part, but they killed him off. | Bin | Yes |
| Wrath of man | Shit | Bin | No |
| Clifford The Big Red Dog | Shit | Bin | No |
| The Adam Project | Shit | Bin | No |
| The Contractor | Shit | Bin | No |
| Grey Man | Shit | Bin | No |
| Senior Year | Shit | Bin | No |
| The Good Liar | Shit | Bin | No |
| Memory | Already forgotten it. | Bin | No |
| The Mummy (Remake/Reboot) | Weird cast choices. Tried too hard. Had potential. | Bin | No |
| Ambulance | A ridiculous waste of time. Basic Michael Bay. Weird score kept creeping in on the scenes. Made the whole thing feel like an intro scene. Didn’t like the drone camera work. Oli would probably like it. Basically half the movie was filmed with a drone swooping past things. Plot made no sense too. | Bin | No |
| Morbius | Truly awful, felt like they made 30 trailers then smashed them all together and called it a film. Plot doesn’t flow and parts of it just trail off without explanation. | Burn it and bin it. | Yes |
| Dune (1984) | Unwatchable, I switched off. | Burn it and bin it. | No |
| The Man From Toronto | Unwatchable, I switched off. | Burn it and bin it. | No |
| About 6 made for streaming Christmas movies not worth mentioning. | These have got worse, Netflix need to stop churning this shit out. | Unrated | No |
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