Films of 2022

A breakdown of all the films I watched in 2022 that I hadn’t seen previously regardless of when they where released.

MovieCommentsRankCinema
Dune (2021)Great movie, the start of an epic sci fi saga.1No

The Courier
Great movie.2No
FatherNeeds to watched at the right time but very good.3No
Uncut GemsTense, so very tense. Good film, perhaps Sandler’s best?4No
Everything everywhere all at onceBit nuts, maybe a little too avant-garde at times but overall a great movie.5No
The BatmanEnjoyable, good action. Stands alone well enough.6Yes
Don’t Look UpBit on the nose maybe.7No
EncantoFun, catchy songs. 8No
SpencerNot bad, quite surprised this wasn’t awful.9No
Last Night in SohoMulti genre, great movie. 10No
King RichardNot bad.Top 20No
Home TeamBetter than I expected. Top 20No
HustleNot bad.Top 20No
Many Saints of NewarkNot bad.Top 20No
Dog Not bad.Top 20No
FreshNot bad.Top 20No
Avatar the way of waterLong. Plot felt a bit forced. Woudl have worked better as a mini series.Top 20Yes
Secrets of DumbledoreQuite enjoyed it. (Top 10 contender)Top 20No
Basic Instinct Might have seen this before but I’ve included it as I wasen’t sure I’d seen it all. Fucking nuts movie soft core porn noir.Top 20No
The Unbearable weight of massive talentVery meta but kinda fun if you’ve seen Cage’s movies.Top 20No
Strange WorldEntertaining, think it was trying to make a point about the use of fossil fuels that was likely lost on children…..Top 30No
Ghostbusters Afterlife Could have been worse.Top 30No
GreedMiddling.Top 30No
MoonfallNot bad.Top 30No
Marry MeMore watchable then I expected but essentially a rehash of other rom cons.Top 30No
House of GucciOkTop 30No
The Wedding GuestOkTop 30No
Thor Love and ThunderTried to be a comedy. Didn’t work.Top 30No
Doctor Strange Multiverse of MadnessOkTop 30No
Spider-Man No Way HomeOkTop 30No
Polar ExpressTom Hanks can do no wrong (maybe cloud atlas) but this was a bit meh and the animation hasn’t aged well.Indifference No
An American PickleOdd, not as funny as I was expecting.IndifferenceNo
Queen PinsOkIndifferenceNo

How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
OkIndifferenceNo
Do RevengeOkIndifferenceNo
Luckiest girl alive OkIndifferenceNo
I used to be famousIt passed the time.IndifferenceNo
Rouge AgentOkIndifferenceNo
Enola Holms 2OkIndifferenceNo
Black AdamNot great, it was like the rock was trying to channel terminator Arnie but failing. The whole plot was dragged out and just not that interesting. Pierce Brosnan was probably the best part, but they killed him off.BinYes
Wrath of manShitBinNo
Clifford The Big Red DogShitBinNo
The Adam ProjectShitBinNo
The ContractorShitBinNo
Grey ManShitBinNo
Senior YearShitBinNo
The Good LiarShitBinNo
MemoryAlready forgotten it.BinNo
The Mummy (Remake/Reboot)Weird cast choices. Tried too hard. Had potential.BinNo
AmbulanceA ridiculous waste of time. Basic Michael Bay. Weird score kept creeping in on the scenes. Made the whole thing feel like an intro scene. Didn’t like the drone camera work. Oli would probably like it. Basically half the movie was filmed with a drone swooping past things. Plot made no sense too.BinNo
MorbiusTruly awful, felt like they made 30 trailers then smashed them all together and called it a film. Plot doesn’t flow and parts of it just trail off without explanation. Burn it and bin it.Yes
Dune (1984)Unwatchable, I switched off. Burn it and bin it.No
The Man From TorontoUnwatchable, I switched off. Burn it and bin it.No
About 6 made for streaming Christmas movies not worth mentioning.These have got worse, Netflix need to stop churning this shit out.UnratedNo

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2 responses to “Films of 2022”

  1. Patrick noonan Avatar
    Patrick noonan

    Haven’t seen all the movies, I would put spiderman and the unbearable weight of massive talent higher and king Richard lower. Overall largely agree with the shape of it.

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  2. Patrick noonan Avatar
    Patrick noonan

    Pat’s list
    1) everything everywhere all at once
    2) shoplifters
    3) after sun
    4) top gun maverick
    5) people just do nothing: big in Japan
    6) unbearable weight of massive talent
    7) boiling point
    8) portrait of a lady on fire
    9) the banshee of inisherin
    10) the batman

    Worse movie: Roseline

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