Category: 2022

  • Films of 2022

    A breakdown of all the films I watched in 2022 that I hadn’t seen previously regardless of when they where released.

    MovieCommentsRankCinema
    Dune (2021)Great movie, the start of an epic sci fi saga.1No

    The Courier
    Great movie.2No
    FatherNeeds to watched at the right time but very good.3No
    Uncut GemsTense, so very tense. Good film, perhaps Sandler’s best?4No
    Everything everywhere all at onceBit nuts, maybe a little too avant-garde at times but overall a great movie.5No
    The BatmanEnjoyable, good action. Stands alone well enough.6Yes
    Don’t Look UpBit on the nose maybe.7No
    EncantoFun, catchy songs. 8No
    SpencerNot bad, quite surprised this wasn’t awful.9No
    Last Night in SohoMulti genre, great movie. 10No
    King RichardNot bad.Top 20No
    Home TeamBetter than I expected. Top 20No
    HustleNot bad.Top 20No
    Many Saints of NewarkNot bad.Top 20No
    Dog Not bad.Top 20No
    FreshNot bad.Top 20No
    Avatar the way of waterLong. Plot felt a bit forced. Woudl have worked better as a mini series.Top 20Yes
    Secrets of DumbledoreQuite enjoyed it. (Top 10 contender)Top 20No
    Basic Instinct Might have seen this before but I’ve included it as I wasen’t sure I’d seen it all. Fucking nuts movie soft core porn noir.Top 20No
    The Unbearable weight of massive talentVery meta but kinda fun if you’ve seen Cage’s movies.Top 20No
    Strange WorldEntertaining, think it was trying to make a point about the use of fossil fuels that was likely lost on children…..Top 30No
    Ghostbusters Afterlife Could have been worse.Top 30No
    GreedMiddling.Top 30No
    MoonfallNot bad.Top 30No
    Marry MeMore watchable then I expected but essentially a rehash of other rom cons.Top 30No
    House of GucciOkTop 30No
    The Wedding GuestOkTop 30No
    Thor Love and ThunderTried to be a comedy. Didn’t work.Top 30No
    Doctor Strange Multiverse of MadnessOkTop 30No
    Spider-Man No Way HomeOkTop 30No
    Polar ExpressTom Hanks can do no wrong (maybe cloud atlas) but this was a bit meh and the animation hasn’t aged well.Indifference No
    An American PickleOdd, not as funny as I was expecting.IndifferenceNo
    Queen PinsOkIndifferenceNo

    How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
    OkIndifferenceNo
    Do RevengeOkIndifferenceNo
    Luckiest girl alive OkIndifferenceNo
    I used to be famousIt passed the time.IndifferenceNo
    Rouge AgentOkIndifferenceNo
    Enola Holms 2OkIndifferenceNo
    Black AdamNot great, it was like the rock was trying to channel terminator Arnie but failing. The whole plot was dragged out and just not that interesting. Pierce Brosnan was probably the best part, but they killed him off.BinYes
    Wrath of manShitBinNo
    Clifford The Big Red DogShitBinNo
    The Adam ProjectShitBinNo
    The ContractorShitBinNo
    Grey ManShitBinNo
    Senior YearShitBinNo
    The Good LiarShitBinNo
    MemoryAlready forgotten it.BinNo
    The Mummy (Remake/Reboot)Weird cast choices. Tried too hard. Had potential.BinNo
    AmbulanceA ridiculous waste of time. Basic Michael Bay. Weird score kept creeping in on the scenes. Made the whole thing feel like an intro scene. Didn’t like the drone camera work. Oli would probably like it. Basically half the movie was filmed with a drone swooping past things. Plot made no sense too.BinNo
    MorbiusTruly awful, felt like they made 30 trailers then smashed them all together and called it a film. Plot doesn’t flow and parts of it just trail off without explanation. Burn it and bin it.Yes
    Dune (1984)Unwatchable, I switched off. Burn it and bin it.No
    The Man From TorontoUnwatchable, I switched off. Burn it and bin it.No
    About 6 made for streaming Christmas movies not worth mentioning.These have got worse, Netflix need to stop churning this shit out.UnratedNo
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