| Film Name | Film Year | Rating (0 – 5) | Review | Source | Watched Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dune: Part Two | 2024 | 4.5 | Looked great, kept the pace up throughout and managed to include so much of a very complex story. | Everyman | 16/03/2024 |
| Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) | 2014 | 4.5 | Very good. The drums were great. | Disney+ | 23/02/2024 |
| Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga | 2024 | 4.5 | Great! Perfectly paced, solid story and visually stunning. | Plex | 15/08/2024 |
| Crazy Heart | 2009 | 4 | Great movie. | Disney+ | 26/02/2024 |
| The Hunt | 2012 | 4 | A difficult watch but well told. | Prime | 21/02/2024 |
| Little Women | 2019 | 4 | Delightful | Netflix | 02/02/2024 |
| Dark Waters | 2019 | 4 | Very good. | Netflix | 06/02/2024 |
| Wonka | 2023 | 4 | Really enjoyable. Good cast. | Everyman | 11/01/2024 |
| Whiplash | 2014 | 4 | Who knew Jazz was so tense. Great movie. | Netflix | 19/01/2024 |
| CODA | 2021 | 4 | Can’t fault it. | AppleTV+ | 05/04/2024 |
| The Virgin Suicides | 1999 | 4 | Darkly comedic. Entirely uncomfortable and brilliant. | Prime | 11/04/2024 |
| Anatomy of a Fall | 2023 | 4 | She definitely did it. | Prime | 19/04/2024 |
| American Fiction | 2023 | 4 | Satirical, funny, great. | Prime | 17/05/2024 |
| Palmer | 2021 | 4 | Pretty flawless | AppleTV+ | 23/05/2024 |
| Rebel Moon Part Two: The Scargiver | 2024 | 4 | Darker grittier Star Wars with less of dune pretentiousness. I’m on board for this saga. | Netflix | 31/05/2024 |
| All of Us Strangers | 2023 | 4 | Unique. | Disney+ | 23/08/2024 |
| First Man | 2018 | 3.5 | Good. | Plex | 29/02/2024 |
| Rushmore | 1998 | 3.5 | Just a hint of Wes before he really let loose. But it holds up well and is still a great coming of age movie. | Disney+ | 22/02/2024 |
| Love, Simon | 2018 | 3.5 | Can’t fault it, solid feel good/coming of age movie. | Disney+ | 29/02/2024 |
| Call Me by Your Name | 2017 | 3.5 | Interesting sound editing, great sets and cast. Plot wise, still unsure about Elio being 17, how should this be taken. A coming of age tale or a story about grooming. That his parents encouraged. | Netflix | 07/02/2024 |
| Say Anything… | 1989 | 3.5 | Easy going non-offensive, aged well. John Mahoney was great. | Plex | 20/02/2024 |
| Saltburn | 2023 | 3.5 | Very dark but great. | Prime | 14/01/2024 |
| Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret. | 2023 | 3.5 | Great feel good movie. Probably better watched by young girls than adults. | Prime | 23/01/2024 |
| Tickled | 2016 | 3.5 | Oddly interesting. | Plex | 24/01/2024 |
| Professor Marston and the Wonder Women | 2017 | 3.5 | Could have had more depth but was interesting. Perhaps a little ahead of its time. | Plex | 23/01/2024 |
| 99 Homes | 2014 | 3.5 | Pretty good. | Netflix | 27/01/2024 |
| Finch | 2021 | 3.5 | Enjoyable. | AppleTV+ | 03/04/2024 |
| Vicky Cristina Barcelona | 2008 | 3.5 | Simple, but complex, easy to watch. If you can put aside who made it. | Prime | 04/04/2024 |
| Tetris | 2023 | 3.5 | Enjoyable. Probably not that accurate. | AppleTV+ | 09/04/2024 |
| Civil War | 2024 | 3.5 | Bleak, tense and disturbingly possible. | Everyman | 19/04/2024 |
| Bottoms | 2023 | 3.5 | Nailed it, this was great. A satirical sometimes dark parody of a teen comedy. Better than Booksmart. | Prime | 14/06/2024 |
| The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare | 2024 | 3.5 | Pretty good. | Plex | 28/06/2024 |
| The Iron Claw | 2023 | 3.5 | Could have hit a bit harder in places, probably glossed over the steroid abuse. But good. | Prime | 24/07/2024 |
| Deadpool & Wolverine | 2024 | 3.5 | More entertaining than 99.99% of Marvel movies. | Everyman | 27/07/2024 |
| Hail, Caesar! | 2016 | 3.5 | Great movie. | Prime | 21/08/2024 |
| Cha Cha Real Smooth | 2022 | 3.5 | Good enough to ignore Dakota Johnson’s acting (or lack thereof). | AppleTV+ | 29/10/2024 |
| Shithouse | 2020 | 3.5 | Nailed it. | Prime | 30/10/2024 |
| The Outfit | 2022 | 3 | It was ok. | Netflix | 14/02/2024 |
| Man of the Year | 2006 | 3 | Not that unlikely of a scenario. The first half is good then it’s a bit iffy and ends well enough. | Prime | 01/03/2024 |
| Triangle of Sadness | 2022 | 3 | Dragged a little. Had parasite vibes. I got the point but they labored it. | Prime | 22/01/2024 |
| Red Rocket | 2021 | 3 | Concerning. Taken at face value. | Netflix | 18/01/2024 |
| The Kid Detective | 2020 | 3 | Much darker than expected, could have gone further though. But I enjoyed the unexpected side against the comedy. | all4 | 08/03/2024 |
| Killers of the Flower Moon | 2023 | 3 | Drawn out, an interesting story but could have been told better. The ending summary was good. | AppleTV+ | 27/03/2024 |
| Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning | 2023 | 3 | Mildly entertaining. Absolutely ridiculous plot, basically a mashup of all standard action/spy movie tropes. Far too long. | Now | 31/03/2024 |
| Gran Turismo | 2023 | 3 | A bit TV movie but not bad. | Now | 12/04/2024 |
| The Hummingbird Project | 2018 | 3 | Not bad | Prime | 24/04/2024 |
| Drop Dead Gorgeous | 1999 | 3 | Proof that Kristin Dunst is absurdly underrated. | Prime | 21/05/2024 |
| Rebel Moon Part One: A Child of Fire | 2023 | 3 | Pretty good | Netflix | 29/02/2024 |
| Hot Summer Nights | 2017 | 3 | It was ok. | Prime | 12/06/2024 |
| The Dreamers | 2003 | 3 | An odd story but a good film. | Prime | 14/08/2024 |
| Weird: The Al Yankovic Story | 2022 | 3 | Completely factual. | Prime | 22/08/2024 |
| Inside Llewyn Davis | 2013 | 3 | Good | Prime | 27/08/2024 |
| Disobedience | 2017 | 3 | Not bad. | Plex | 16/09/2024 |
| The Greatest Beer Run Ever | 2022 | 3 | Pretty good | AppleTV+ | 10/10/2024 |
| Sharper | 2023 | 3 | Like a better version of focus. | AppleTV+ | 11/10/2024 |
| On the Rocks | 2020 | 3 | Pretty good. | AppleTV+ | 18/10/2024 |
| The Banker | 2020 | 3 | Pretty good. | AppleTV+ | 22/10/2024 |
| Fingernails | 2023 | 3 | Odd, but good. | AppleTV+ | 27/10/2024 |
| Life | 2017 | 3 | Pretty good. | Plex | 05/11/2024 |
| Love Lies Bleeding | 2024 | 3 | Unique | Prime | 07/11/2024 |
| Bad Tidings | 2024 | 3 | Fun, simple Christmas Movie. | Now | 30/12/2024 |
| The Paperboy | 2012 | 2.5 | Really not very compelling. A lot of scenes thrown in as shock perhaps but don’t really add to it. | Plex | 20/02/2024 |
| The King | 2019 | 2.5 | Rpatz French accent was hilarious. | Netflix | 05/03/2024 |
| Napoleon | 2023 | 2.5 | It was ok. The battle scenes were boring. | AppleTV+ | 19/03/2024 |
| No Hard Feelings | 2023 | 2.5 | Pretty Standard. | Now | 23/03/2024 |
| Just Like Heaven | 2005 | 2.5 | Watchable. | Netflix | 01/04/2024 |
| Jules | 2023 | 2.5 | Easy going. Not bad. | Now | 04/04/2024 |
| Draft Day | 2014 | 2.5 | It’s ok. | Netflix | 22/04/2024 |
| Welcome to the Dollhouse | 1995 | 2.5 | That was odd. | Prime | 17/05/2024 |
| Scoop | 2024 | 2.5 | It was ok | Netflix | 11/04/2024 |
| The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes | 2023 | 2.5 | Mediocre but watchable. | Prime | 13/06/2024 |
| The Fall Guy | 2024 | 2.5 | Not awful. | Plex | 28/06/2024 |
| IF | 2024 | 2.5 | Not bad. | Plex | 14/07/2024 |
| Blue Valentine | 2010 | 2.5 | “Depressing, but now one of my favourite movie quotes: Cindy: I’d like to see you have a job where you don’t have to start drinking at 8 o’clock, in the morning, to go to it. Dean: No, I have a job that I can drink at 8 o’clock in the morning. What a luxury, you know? I get up for work, I have a beer, I go to work, I paint somebody’s house – they’re excited about it.” | Prime | 30/08/2024 |
| Flora and Son | 2023 | 2.5 | Not bad. | AppleTV+ | 15/10/2024 |
| Raymond & Ray | 2022 | 2.5 | Not bad. | AppleTV+ | 17/10/2024 |
| The Beanie Bubble | 2023 | 2.5 | It bad. | AppleTV+ | 19/10/2024 |
| Paddington in Peru | 2024 | 2.5 | Not bad | atrium | 16/11/2024 |
| Fly Me to the Moon | 2024 | 2.5 | Not bad | AppleTV+ | 06/12/2024 |
| Road House | 2024 | 2 | Almost bearable until Connor McGregor turned up. | Prime | 22/03/2024 |
| The Marvels | 2023 | 2 | That’s enough now Marvel. | Disney+ | 10/02/2024 |
| American Underdog | 2021 | 2 | It’s not so much that it’s bad, it’s just boring. It’s not a good story or at least it’s not told well enough to make it any good. Also for a film about American football there’s really not much in it. | Netflix | 08/02/2024 |
| Role Play | 2023 | 2 | Could have been worse I guess. | Prime | 21/02/2024 |
| Absolutely Anything | 2015 | 2 | Surprising Robin Williams role. Probably didn’t age well. | Plex | 10/04/2024 |
| The Idea of You | 2024 | 2 | It was a film. | Prime | 09/06/2024 |
| Challengers | 2024 | 2 | Meh | Plex | 30/06/2024 |
| Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F | 2024 | 2 | Didn’t try too hard, had some fun Easter eggs not awful. But equally wouldn’t recommend unless there’s nothing else to watch. | Netflix | 12/07/2024 |
| Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom | 2023 | 2 | It’s just not a very good story. It’s cheesy poorly scripted bad actors. Black Mantra is the worst bad guy he’s so hammy and his motives don’t make any sense. Jason Momoa plays the role too jokey you can’t take anything seriously. It’s essentially Octonauts the live-action movie. | Plex | 16/07/2024 |
| Arthur the King | 2024 | 2 | Watchable | Prime | 21/08/2024 |
| Alien: Romulus | 2024 | 2 | It was ok. | Everyman | 23/08/2024 |
| The Instigators | 2024 | 2 | Pretty silly. | AppleTV+ | 07/09/2024 |
| Spirited | 2022 | 2 | Harmless. | AppleTV+ | 24/10/2024 |
| Moana 2 | 2024 | 2 | Had a little nap. | Everyman | 08/12/2024 |
| Wicked | 2024 | 2 | Had its moments but was way too long and only part 1. | Everyman | 22/12/2024 |
| The Beekeeper | 2024 | 1.5 | Watchable but also awful. | Now | 06/04/2024 |
| Ricky Stanicky | 2024 | 1.5 | Pretty bad but had moments. | Prime | 15/05/2024 |
| The Beautiful Game | 2024 | 1.5 | Good cause. Mediocre movie. | Netflix | 22/08/2024 |
| Wolfs | 2024 | 1.5 | Not great. | AppleTV+ | 10/10/2024 |
| Enemy | 2013 | 1.5 | Not sure about that one. | Prime | 08/11/2024 |
| The Green Knight | 2021 | 1.5 | Odd. | Prime | 21/10/2024 |
| Wish | 2023 | 1 | Awful | Cineworld | 01/01/2024 |
| Maestro | 2023 | 1 | A pretentious ideal of a modern twist on classic cinema. | Netflix | 10/01/2024 |
| Transformers: Rise of the Beasts | 2023 | 1 | Tedious rehash of the same boring movie. And some awful CGI. | Now | 16/04/2024 |
| Unfrosted | 2024 | 1 | Did they make this bad on purpose? It’s like one long skit. And Jerry Seinfeld can’t act at all. The Jon Hamm scene almost made it worth it. | Netflix | 09/05/2024 |
| Masterminds | 2016 | 1 | Pretty bad but Kate McKinnon nailed her role. | Netflix | 10/05/2024 |
| Hypnotic | 2023 | 1 | The wish version of hypnotic. | Now | 16/05/2024 |
| A Family Affair | 2024 | 1 | Bearable. | Netflix | 05/07/2024 |
| Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire | 2024 | 1 | Meandered not very funny often boring. | Plex | 10/07/2024 |
| Joyride | 2022 | 1 | Bit odd. | Netflix | 03/08/2024 |
| Showgirls | 1995 | 1 | Firmly in the so bad it’s funny category. | Prime | 19/08/2024 |
| Luck | 2022 | 1 | Not worth watching. | AppleTV+ | 08/09/2024 |
| The Union | 2024 | 1 | Pretty bad | Netflix | 06/10/2024 |
| Despicable Me 4 | 2024 | 1 | Would not have been my choice of film. | Atrium | 12/10/2024 |
| Expend4bles | 2023 | 0.5 | Awful | Prime | 23/04/2024 |
| Argylle | 2024 | 0.5 | Borderline unwatchable | AppleTV+ | 23/05/2024 |
| Atlas | 2024 | 0.5 | “What happens when smoosh together all sci-fi movies into one almost unbearable 2 hours. Why did JLO have to be so dramatic all the time constantly in a state of distress and just awful acting.” | Netflix | 29/05/2024 |
| Madame Web | 2024 | 0.5 | If you have to exposition dump in the first 5 minutes then something is very wrong with the movie. Whilst I appreciate they are reading off a script they might as well be holding it reading it for the first time with the delivery each character gives. Did they rerecorded all of the floppy haired guys vocals because if they did it was awful. Dakota Johnson can’t act. The plot makes no sense and almost ever scene is pointless. | Plex | 04/07/2024 |
| The Wild Robot | 2024 | 0.5 | Awful | Everyman | 21/10/2024 |
| The Family Plan | 2024 | 0.5 | Just a combination of other unoriginal films. | AppleTV+ | 30/10/2024 |
| Brothers | 2023 | 0.5 | Awful. | Prime | 05/11/2024 |
| Red One | 2024 | 0.5 | What was the point of this who was this even aimed at. | Prime | 22/12/2024 |
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Films of 2024
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Films of 2023
A breakdown of all the films I watched in 2023 that I hadn’t seen previously regardless of when they where released.
Rank Film Name Comments Source Month 1 Oppenheimer Perfect. Curious how it would be watching it at home but in a cinema with the bass rumbling it really worked. You don’t notice the lengh of the film at all. Everyman August 2 The Banshees of Inisherin Watch this film, I’m sure a lot of nuance was lost on me but it’s fantastic. Disney+ January 3 Licorice Pizza Bit of a journey, you change your opinion of the characters constantly and almost feels like it doesn’t need to end. It just had to eventually. It’s coming of age but not heartwarming Prime January 4 Air Not sure about Ben Affleck as Phil knight but good film. Prime May 5 Don’t worry darling Harry Styles is so minor the double billing on this is insane. This film stars Florence Pugh and just Florence Pugh. Billed as a drama and to be honest I assumed it centred on a Styles and Pugh relationship, but this is a sci-fi thriller and a good one. Now June 6 Boogie Nights Pulp fiction with porn stars. Fantastic movie, morally concerning at times but a great storey with great actors. Plex June 7 Worth Very interesting, seems impossible for them to have taken an individual view on that many cases. But a good movie. Netflix July 8 Get out Amazing, thought this was a lot of hype but I loved it. Obviously late to the party with this one should have watched it sooner. Netflix January 9 A quiet place Not one for horror but that had a lot going for it. Definitely knew how to play the less is more aspect and build suspense. Prime March 10 The Deepest Breath Captivating to the end. Interesting, sad but great. Netflix August 11 Brooklyn Really pulled you in had ups and downs it was perfect. Now June 12 Maverick True to the original, can’t fault it. Paramount+ January 13 Thirteen Lives Gripping. Prime March 14 Tenant Very good top 10. I liked the plot, felt it didn’t make things complicated for the sake of it and held up well. Prime February 15 Under the skin Scarlet Johansen with an English accent. Vastly different from the book not as gruesome. Still pretty disturbing. You don’t get the character development or wider context you get from the book but visually it’s eerie and very unique. Plex March 16 Rise Love an uplifting sports movie. True story told well. No faked drama just solid story. Disney+ February 17 Operation Mince Meat Contains basically all the British actors. Good film, interesting and well told. Now January 18 Promising young woman Bleak. But great. Now June 19 Mulholland Drive Compelling but what the fuck. Plex January 20 Moonlight Kevin is kind of a dick. Sure he’s as lost as Chiron but he uses him. A great story. BBC iPlayer September 21 Blackberry Not bad. Interesting. Plex June 22 A Good Person Nice to see another dig at Purdue pharma. Ultimately a depressing film but told well. Pugh does a good job and Freeman smashes it. Now June 23 Knock At The Cabin Good. Now November 24 Wakanda Forever Pretty good, enjoyed that. Disney+ February 25 Glass Onion Fun, easy watch. Netflix January 26 Brian and Charles Odd, it grew on me. Now May 27 Vengeance Surprisingly good. Is Kutcher going to pull a McConaughey? BJ Novak’s makes a strong start. Now May 28 The Whale So many themes in one movie! It was good. But ultimately his quest for redemption was selfish, he’d cut off his daughter and slowly killed himself and with the last few days/weeks of his life he makes his daughters inevitable grief much worse by gaining some redemption for the poor choices he’d made at the very end when it can’t possibly make any difference and fix the damage. Prime May 29 Driven That was good. If true, then pretty interesting. Prime May 30 Fire of love It was visually stunning they had done some amazing work restoring the old film. The narrator became a little annoying after a while. Disney+ February 31 Clean Adrien Brody’s version of old boy? Now May 32 Eyes wide shut I was vaguely aware of this movie but never actually watched it. However, after accidentally watching it dubbed to Spanish in the background I decided to watch it properly. I was looking for the deeper meaning but I’m not sure it was there. Plex May 33 Midsommar Not sure what just happened…… Netflix June 34 Bad Education Pretty good. Now June 35 The Lost King Interesting at times. Now June 36 The Black Phone Disturbing subtext. Now July 37 A Time to Kill Good, some plot holes. Now July 38 Guardians of the galaxy vol 3 Enjoyable. Notably more watchable than any other marvel or DC film this year. Not that that was a particularly high bar. Disney+ August 39 Awakening Nice but then ultimately depressing. Netflix August 40 The Fablemens Well balanced, enjoyable. Now October 41 The Killer Pretty good. Netflix November 42 The Menu Started well, meandered a bit. But overall good. Disney+ January 43 Pig It was ok. Prime May 44 Babylon More like Babylong amirite. It was ok, not sure it needed to be that long I don’t think it added to the story. Plex June 45 A million miles away Nice. Prime September 46 The Creator A good standalone sci-fi. Everyman October 47 Confess, Fletch Whitty a fun watch. Now November 48 Still Interesting. AppleTV+ December 49 A quiet place 2 They got back with the ending of the first. It was good, felt like they could kill anyone off and added to story. Now March 50 Dungeons and Dragons Could have been worse. Plex June 51 DC League of Superpets Watchable. Now August 52 A man called Otto The book was better they changed too much, it didn’t need to be set in America and it really should have been a Saab. Prime August 53 M3gan I thought this was going to be creepy and sinister. Instead it was essentially a dark comedy sci-fi horror, maybe a tad slapstick. Now September 54 John Wick Chapter 4 What you would expect. Prime October 55 Champions Bit corny, but not bad. Now October 56 Cocaine Bear Watchable Now October 57 Cars 3 Kinda liked it much better than cars 2. Disney+ October 58 Pain Hustlers It was ok. Netflix October 59 Maggie Moore(s) It was ok. Now November 60 Cash Back Bernard’s Watch with a lot of nudity. A great British rom com. Although arguably a bit creepy if you think about it. Plex April 61 Reptile It was ok Netflix November 62 Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Not as bad I as I was expecting. But my expectations where very low. Disney+ December 63 Robots After seeing some awful attempts at movies Jack Whitehall has made this was surprisingly good. I think in part because he didn’t bother trying to do an American accent. Prime July 64 Boyhood I didn’t hate it. The effort to pull this together is impressive. Sometimes bleak but I get what the point was, just not sure it was compelling way to say it. Plex January 65 Father stu It was ok. Wahlberg really trying for an Oscar, unlikely. Now February 66 Marmaduke Fun movie. Netflix March 67 Where the crawdads sing Yeah it was alright. Now March 68 Scream 2022 Amusingly meta. A fun watch but they over used guns in the end which spoiled it. Now March 69 Empire of Light Bit too dramatic. I enjoyed some parts but I felt like it lost the thread at times. Disney+ March 70 Luther Felt like it ripped off Sherlock a bit. Netflix March 71 A Good Woman It was ok. Disney+ August 72 65 Disappointing, my main driver (pun intended) for seeing this was because it was a sci-fi fantasy without being linked to some massive franchise. And that’s pretty rare now. Unfortunately it just lacked in substance Driver did a good job and th effects were ok. But the story line was pretty light not much to get invested in. For a movie about dinosaurs there really weren’t many dinosaurs. It’s main redeeming factor, it was a tidy 90 minutes. Everyman March 73 Elvis It felt like most of the film was a cut scene. Lots of sections of the plot where played out just with music over the top as it spanned decades. Now March 74 Black Bear That escalated quickly. At first it kind of worked wasn’t good but made its point. Freevee April 75 The Thief Collector A bit muddled, it was unclear at times what the story was it veered off a few times and wasn’t that interesting when it really could have been if it was told better. Prime May 76 Divorcing Jack Bit crazy, enjoyed it. Freevee June 77 World’s greatest Dad I wanted a dark comedy, this was listed highly and had Robin Williams so I was in. But this got DARK. Kinda a weird tone given what happened I’m not sure it hit right. Freevee June 78 Blonde It was ok. Netflix July 79 I wanna dance with somebody It was ok. Now August 80 Don Jon Interesting. Plex August 81 Chupa Not the worst film I’ve seen. Pretty forgettable though. Netflix April 82 Emily the criminal Meh. Now April 83 Nope It just wasn’t very good. Now April 84 Portable Door Fake Harry Potter but with adults. Now April 85 Uncharted Not unwatchable, action was fun. Story was weak. Acting was cheesy. Now June 86 The Babysitters How was this made into a film…… So many things where fundamentally wrong here. Firstly the whole concept is fucked up. Then the main character sends her friend to be sexually assaulted. Then the attempted murder…… Tone was so off, they made it like a coming of age but it was dark. It could have easily been edited to be what it really was. Plex June 87 Clerks III I forgot the plot of Clerks II. Except the LOTR scene. This is laboured, I know Kevin Smith wanted it to be the movie he’d be proud to die after making following his heart attack but this can’t his legacy. It’s just a weird homage to clerks. Just watch clerks. Prime June 88 The Flash It was ok. Nice to see Keaton. Everyman July 89 The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker Vaguely remember this happening but not to this detail. Not the worst Netflix documentary but nothing you couldn’t have gleamed from reading Wikipedia. Netflix January 90 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi Could have been good if it wasn’t made by Michael Bay. Very heavy on ‘diplomacy and intelligence are stupid’ ‘big man with gun good’. Basically 2 hours of ‘Merica!’ Occasionally they would make reference to the many innocent people caught up in the fighting. Oli would like it. Prime February 91 Beast So they took a few scenes from Jurassic Park only with a lion instead then threw in some forced drama. Also come on, even Idris is not winning in a fight against a lion. Now July 92 Fast X Family x 27. They said family 27 times. Plex June 93 Bank of Dave This is the most factually inaccurate bio pic I’ve ever seen. They shoved in a made up love story changed the name of the FCA claimed there hadn’t been a new bank in 150 years which isn’t true. Also, he never opened a bank he couldn’t get that approved, it was a building society with limited deposits. Which was still impressive and helped a lot of people so worth telling the story but why not make it factually true. Netflix January 94 Jurassic World Dominion These movies need to stop, lost world was a mistake in the first place. This was awful. Now February 95 Creed III I know nothing about boxing. But this seemed unrealistic. And not in a you can get caught up in the story unrealistic. This was pure forced story creation, had nothing going for it. Anyone who says otherwise has clearly been paid off, this was garbage. And Jonathan Majors is overated. Prime June 96 Man from earth Holocene I loved the first film, it didn’t need a sequel and the guy that wrote the screenplay had died so it was never going to be as intriguing. It was awful truly awful like a bad 90s TV movie. The plot was crap it added nothing to his story and the characters where weird. Plex April 97 Shazam Fury of the Gods Odd having it in the DCEU it’s basically a kids intro superhero film. Plex July 98 Barbie Absurdly overrated. Empire August 99 The Little Mermaid Visually impressive at times, but boring and not very fun for a kids movie. Disney+ September 100 Magic Mike’s Last Dance Very slow. Now November 101 Bullet train Not great. Now February 102 The Northman Bit much, weird cut scenes. Now March 103 Set it up Usual rehashed crap. Netflix April 104 Ticket to Paradise Not great. Now May 105 Operation Fortune Awful. Not sure why Aubrey Plaza did it. Prime June 106 Renfield That sucked…… Plex June 107 Bodies Bodies Bodies Not remotely compelling. Now June 108 Venom: Let there be carnage This was unwatchable at times. Why was Tom Hardy doing that weird voice and what was with all the slapstick comedy. Now June 109 Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania That was unfortunate. Disney+ May 110 Finding Michael Spencer Matthews thing. Not sure it even counts but technically it was a documentary. Disney+ March
The Films of Phill 